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Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough.


Rachel Caine


#human #humor #plants #shane #zombie

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.


Scott Westerfeld


#funny #humor #parasites #vampires #zombies

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts" -Warm Bodies


Isaac Marion


#warm-bodies #zombies #funny

So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?” “Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.


Rusty Fischer


#romance-funny #romantic #ushers #vampires #werewolves

Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.


Diana Rowland


#humor #zombie #funny

Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind." Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#paranormal #zombies #humor

My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave. Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)


Graham Parke


#humor #zombie #humor

Alice is fictional. This isn't.


Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine

Beth from accounting is just sitting in her car eating spaghetti.


Ryan Mecum


#humor #zombies #humor

I think I remember what love was like before. There were complex emotional and biological factors. We had elaborate tests to pass, connections to forge, ups and downs and tears and whirlwinds. It was an ordeal, an exercise in agony, but it was alive. The new love is simpler. Easier. But small.


Isaac Marion


#humor #love #zombies #love