#zombie

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I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.


Jimmy Buffett


#zombie #inspirational

Trying, trying, always trying. Trying was my life. I was guaranteed nothing.


Lia Habel


#perserverance #zombies-hope #life

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!


Diana Rowland


#vaginal-fantasy #zombies #life

Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world!


Cracked.com


#humor #internet #sassy #zombies #life

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.


Craig Ferguson


#monsters #zombies #love

There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician-style makeup, the shuffling and the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and in those little crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.)


Kelly Link


#zombies #music

Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature.


Max Brooks


#scepticism #weakness #zombie #nature

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder?


Corey Redekop


#humor #humour #monsters #zombies #death

Not all the magic of earth is benevolent.


Alden Bell


#hopeful #reality #science-fiction #zombies #science

Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #joke #mummies #sarcasm #vampire