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#zombie

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #zombie




Take it from an old cadaver. Let go of the past.


David S.E. Zapanta


#cadaver #death #life #undead #zombies

I stepped between him and the window so I was inches from his face. “There’s only one Ophi I’ve ever been interested in.” I tugged on his arm, making him face me again. I reached up on my toes and pressed my lips against his. He wrapped his arms around me, pulling me closer to him. His kiss was hungry, like he didn’t want to let go. Finally, I pulled away, completely breathless. Alex just smiled, clearly impressed with himself.


Kelly Hashway


#necromancers #ya-paranormal #zombies #death

Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.


Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #sarcasm #zombie #funny

He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#honour #pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies #funny

Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world!


Cracked.com


#humor #internet #sassy #zombies #life

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.


Jesse Petersen


#married-with-zombies #zombies #friendship

Zombies are the liberal nightmare. Here you have the masses, whom you would love to love, appearing at your front door with their faces falling off; and you’re trying to be as humane as you possibly can, but they are, after all, eating the cat. And the fear of mass activity, of mindlessness on a national scale, underlies my fear of zombies.


Clive Barker


#zombies #love

Whip," Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting.


Amelia Beamer


#zombies #love

If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart


Stephanie Mabey


#heart #love #storyteller #zombie #love

Each time a girl approached the table, Mortimer would smile. Like this: And each time the girl would shriek and run away.


Kelly DiPucchio


#love #smiles #zombies #love






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