#zip

There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down. ↗

— Paul Erdos

#first #forgets #his #man #second

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. ↗

— George Burns

#faces #finally #first #forget #names

You know, as long as you do everything in moderation, you don't go overboard, you don't, you know, turn your lips into guppy lips - I mean, a little zip or a little zap, that is not a big deal. ↗

— Suzanne Somers

#big deal #deal #everything #everything in moderation #go

I don't want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to believe the monster is real. ↗

— Eric Stoltz

#believe #else #everybody #everybody else #goes

Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did.
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— Jarod Kintz

#corpse #death #decomposing #decomposition #die

Well, I've done a lot of strips since I've been here about Zippy and me being in Connecticut. ↗

— Bill Griffith

#been #being #connecticut #done #here

I think Zippy is part of me, but I'm not Zippy. ↗

— Bill Griffith

#i think #me #part #think #zippy

What I do is draw but if you make an animated feature obviously it takes a whole team of people, and Zippy is my work. I felt that turning it over to a team of people would be wrong. ↗

— Bill Griffith

#draw #feature #felt #i #i do

Zippy accepts chaos as what it is, which is the real order of everything. ↗

— Bill Griffith

#chaos #everything #order #real #which

I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#children #code #different #find #five