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Many bad things were done under the Evil Empire" she said. "The best we can do now is undo them. Will you assist in this endeavor?" "In every way that I can" said Nutt. "I would like you to teach them civilized behavior," said Ladyship coldly. He appeared to consider this. "Yes, of course, I think, that would be quite possible," he said. "And who would you send to teach the humans?" There was a brief outburst of laughter from Vetinari, who immediately cupped his hand over his mouth. "Oh I do beg your pardon," he said.


Terry Pratchett


#humor #orcs #humor

If we are not being maligned, scandalizing those who still sleep in the church, then we are missing the incarnational call to love the world's most vulnerable, the world's exiled, the world's most wounded. Our concern should be what the poor and prostituted think of us, what the God of the universe thinks of us, not what those around us think of us.


Sarah Lance


#caring #church #compassion #excile #god

Even our recreation was scheduled. There was no time to look for birds or wander into the nearby woods. We were put into teams and sent into violent pursuit of a helpless ball.


Gloria Whelan


#imagination #organized-sports #play #recreation #sports

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.


Woody Allen


#humor #organized-religion #religion #woody-allen #humor

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.


Robert E. Howard


#civilized #general #having #know #men

If our love's tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?


Terry Goodkind


#love

I organized Sweet Honey In The Rock in 1973. The music was sanity and balance.


Bernice Johnson Reagon


#honey #i #music #organized #rock

Fraud, robbery, and murder have characterized the English usurpation of the government of our country. Why, for the last fifty years we have been robbed in the matter of taxes of hundreds of millions.


John Edward Redmond


#characterized #country #english #fifty #fraud

Let’s talk about why I’m naked and you’re not.


Kenya Wright


#lanore #love #meshack #shapeshifter-romance #love






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