#you

You change or you hide your head in the sand. ↗

— Tony Gilroy

#head #hide #sand #you #your

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cares #catch #door #else #fire

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#laugh #make #you

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#become #compassion #judgment #mother #slowly

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#like #look #miserable #more #nothing

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#egyptians #forever #get #go #home

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#battery #car #go #guarantees #live

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#keep #sure #try #trying #up

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. ↗

— Audrey Hepburn

#him #more #others #person #say

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#chest #directions #growing #hair #men