#yesterday

I possess an object that reminds me of your stepdad’s bowel movements. It’s brown and squishy and smells like yesterday.
 ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#crap #family #feces #funny #humor

Jen's an impact player, a spoiled brat, a royal pain-in-the-ass, and she rewires me like nothing else. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#scott-westerfeld #so-yesterday #love

Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#scott-westerfeld #so-yesterday #bad

Are these the Americans? People remain silent and placate the Americans. By God, they only deserve scorn. We slaughtered them yesterday and we will continue to slaughter them. ↗

— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

#deserve #god #only #people #remain

Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them. ↗

— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

#slaughter #slaughtered #them #will #yesterday

I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out. ↗

— Pamela Anderson

#anything #freaks #happened #i #i think

I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday. ↗

— Pamela Anderson

#anything #happened #i #live #move

I try to be the same person I was yesterday. ↗

— Colin Powell

#person #same #try #yesterday

I made 50 million bucks yesterday. That's a flameout I could get used to. ↗

— Conrad Black

#could #get #i #made #million

And what I like about it is it makes me happy and I think it makes a lot of people happy to go to the movies and to not think about the problems of the day or the problems of tomorrow or the yesterday and just go on for the ride and have the fun of losing oneself in a fantasy. ↗

— Nicolas Cage

#day #fantasy #fun #go #happy