#yesterday

Families are the tie that reminds us of yesterday, provide strength and support today, and give us hope for tomorrow. No government, no matter how well-intentioned, or well-managed, can provide what our families provide. ↗

— Bill Owens

#give #government #hope #how #matter

I possess an object that reminds me of your stepdad’s bowel movements. It’s brown and squishy and smells like yesterday.
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— Jarod Kintz

#crap #family #feces #funny #humor

I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out. ↗

— Pamela Anderson

#anything #freaks #happened #i #i think

And what I like about it is it makes me happy and I think it makes a lot of people happy to go to the movies and to not think about the problems of the day or the problems of tomorrow or the yesterday and just go on for the ride and have the fun of losing oneself in a fantasy. ↗

— Nicolas Cage

#day #fantasy #fun #go #happy

I always want to give more than I gave yesterday. ↗

— Allyson Felix

#gave #give #i #i always #more

What the president announced yesterday, is that somehow magically, if we just continue to prime the pump of taxpayer dollars, we're going to see magically an economic recovery. ↗

— Eric Cantor

#continue #dollars #economic #economic recovery #going

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle. ↗

— Allan Carr

#be happy #bottle #first #get #had

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#because #different #different person #go #i

Think then you are Today what Yesterday you were - Tomorrow you shall not be less. ↗

— Edward Fitzgerald

#shall #then #think #today #tomorrow

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#arrested #battery #charged #drinking #eating