#yeah

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage

Yeah, now we publish whenever we feel like it. ↗

— Glenn Danzig

#like #now #publish #whenever #yeah

I'm still driving a Prius, yeah. ↗

— Larry David

#i #still #yeah

And I asked my mother about it; I said, 'Is there something wrong?' She said, 'God... God makes people. You understand that, don't you?' And I said, 'Yeah!' She said, 'Who makes a rainbow?" I said, 'God.' She said, 'I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children.' ↗

— Richard Dawson

#anyone #asked #children #color #could

I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time. ↗

— Jim Varney

#audience #big #big time #comedy #die

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#decided #i #make #me #more

It's a juggernaut, yeah... but I'm not phased by making movies. ↗

— Matthew Vaughn

#making #movies #phased #yeah

Yeah, well I'm not aspiring to be the Prime Minister. ↗

— Alexander Downer

#i #minister #prime #prime minister #well

I love hitting the ball, controlling the ball. And yeah, even the roar of the crowd. I enjoy the roar of the crowd probably less than some players and more than some. But I'm not out here to be a celebrity. ↗

— David Duval

#celebrity #controlling #crowd #enjoy #even

Yeah, I'd like to get the girl and at least make it through the film. ↗

— Aaron Eckhart

#get #girl #i #least #like