#wrinkle

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#because #bed #blanket #children #crooked

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ↗

— Bennett Cerf

#bald #classmates #grey #middle #middle age

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#around #few #good #i #i am

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it. ↗

— Adriana Lima

#big #cannot #get #i #jelly

If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet. ↗

— Ninon de L'Enclos

#give #god #had #her #least

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. ↗

— Douglas MacArthur

#body #quitting #soul #wrinkles

Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. ↗

— Douglas MacArthur

#give #skin #soul #up #wrinkle

Hollywood is a place where the stars twinkle until they wrinkle. ↗

— Victor Mature

#place #stars #twinkle #until #where

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#curve #fly #foul #him #made

I don't want my wrinkles taken away - I don't want to look like everyone else. ↗

— Jane Fonda

#else #everyone #i #like #look