#wrinkle

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#because #bed #blanket #children #crooked

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ↗

— Bennett Cerf

#bald #classmates #grey #middle #middle age

Let the labyrinth of wrinkles be furrowed in my brow with the red-hot iron of my own life, let my hair whiten and my step become vacillating, on condition that I can save the intelligence of my soul - let my unformed childhood soul, as it ages, assume the rational and esthetic forms of an architecture, let me learn just everything that others cannot teach me, what only life would be capable of marking deeply in my skin! ↗

— Salvador Dalí

#age

I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.
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— Jarod Kintz

#clue #clues #humor #insight #insightful

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#laughter #mirth #old #wrinkles

Wrinkles happen to human beings. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#happen #human #human beings #wrinkles

Sometimes I have wrinkles, in the morning. It depends on what kind of night that I had. I accept myself and the way that I am growing older. I have eye bags and some people have proposed to me to take them out but I said no. ↗

— Antonio Banderas

#am #bags #depends #eye #growing

Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks. ↗

— Thomas Browne

#cheeks #draw #envy #thy #wrinkles

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it. ↗

— Jeanne Calment

#i #only #sitting #wrinkle

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. ↗

— Doris Day

#get #hereditary #parents #their #them