#wow

Alot can happen in eleven minutes. Decker can run two miles in eleven minutes. I once wrote an English essay in ten. And God knows Carson Levine can talk a girl out of her clothes in less then half that time. Eleven minutes might as well be eternity underwater. It only takes three minutes without air for loss consciousness. Permanent brain damange begins at four minutes. And then, when the oxygen runs out, full cardiac arrest occurs. Death is possible at five minutes. Probable at seven. Definite at ten. Decker pulled me out at eleven. ↗

— Megan Miranda

#fracture #pulls-you-in #wow #death

When we were working on Jackass and I'd be traveling in the same bus, car, or van with Johnny Knoxville on road trips, he'd sometimes stick sedative pills in my food in the hope that they'd shut me up so he could enjoy some peace and quiet. Never once did it work. Each time, I think he was truly amazed at the doses of downers that failed to quiet me down. ↗

— Stephen "Steve-O" Glover

#food

We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. ↗

— Al Gore

#funny #stupid #wow #funny

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. ↗

— Joe Theismann

#stupid #wow #funny

Her life had been too safe to need courage, and too easy to develop resolve. ↗

— Stephen T. Harper

#fantastic-prose #just-plain-wow-writing #courage

I'm gonna start off somewhere small like London or England. ↗

— Britney Spears

#england

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the Lowest crime rates in the country ↗

— Mayor Marion Barry

#stupid #wow #funny

I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.' ↗

— Jeb Bush

#cat #each #i #i think #me

I think the rigors of a TV schedule are brutal and 'Six Feet Under' wasn't a network schedule. We did 13 shows, we didn't do 22. I don't know how people do that. I really don't. I mean the shows are shorter, but wow, it's quite a discipline. ↗

— Frances Conroy

#did #discipline #feet #how #i

There are certain actors you watch in a movie, and you think, 'Wow, that guy is very skilled.' ↗

— Bradley Cooper

#certain actors #guy #movie #skilled #think