#wow

We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. ↗

— Al Gore

#funny #stupid #wow #funny

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. ↗

— Joe Theismann

#stupid #wow #funny

Her life had been too safe to need courage, and too easy to develop resolve. ↗

— Stephen T. Harper

#fantastic-prose #just-plain-wow-writing #courage

I'm gonna start off somewhere small like London or England. ↗

— Britney Spears

#england

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the Lowest crime rates in the country ↗

— Mayor Marion Barry

#stupid #wow #funny