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#wordplay

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Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.


Zane Stumpo


#funny #humor #humour #wit #witty

(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964) "How do you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland.


Ringo Starr


#beatles #geography #greenland #humor #media

Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.


Criss Jami


#challenge #clever #cognition #cognitive #cognitive-psychology

Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!


Lewis Carroll


#alice-in-wonderland #door #funny #humor #wordplay

Life insurance is a dying industry.



Jarod Kintz


#death #dying #industry #life-insurance #pun

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.


Milton Berle


#wordplay #men

You can't let the truth bring out the worst and let it get the best of you.


Criss Jami


#best #clever #condescension #humble #humility






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