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Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.


Zane Stumpo


#funny #humor #humour #wit #witty

Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.


Criss Jami


#challenge #clever #cognition #cognitive #cognitive-psychology

Life insurance is a dying industry.



Jarod Kintz


#death #dying #industry #life-insurance #pun

I understand that you are an accomplished swords-man,” she finally said. He eyed her curiously. Where was she going with this? “I like to fence, yes,” he replied. “I have always wanted to learn.” “Good God,” Gregory grunted. “I would be quite good at it,” she protested. “I’m sure you would,” her brother replied, “which is why you should never be allowed within thirty feet of a sword.” He turned to Gareth. “She’s quite diabolical.” “Yes, I’d noticed,” Gareth murmured, deciding that maybe there might be a bit more to Hyacinth’s brother than he had thought. Gregory shrugged, reaching for a piece of shortbread. “It’s probably why we can’t seem to get her married off.” “Gregory!” This came from Hyacinth, but that was only because Lady Bridgerton had excused herself and followed one of the footmen into the hall. “It’s a compliment!” Gregory protested. “Haven’t you waited your entire life for me to agree that you’re smarter than any of the poor fools who have attempted to court you?” “You might find it difficult to believe,” Hyacinth shot back, “but I haven’t been going to bed each night thinking to myself—Oh, I do wish my brother would offer me something that passes for a compliment in his twisted mind.


Julia Quinn


#compliments #humor #siblings #swordplay #humor

Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.


Barbara Kingsolver


#wordplay #food

The oppressed grows weightless: doze/n th/rough c/and/or man/aged leg/ions stud/ents


A.R. Ammons


#age

The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.


Jessica Fortunato


#sarcasm #wordplay #work #beauty

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.


Dorothy Parker


#sex #wordplay #change

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #misattributed #spoonerism #wordplay #humor






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