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#wordplay

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #wordplay




I'm amazed at how amazing amazing artists are... truly amazing!


Stuart Blythe


#artists #fun #music #wordplay #music

Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.


Barbara Kingsolver


#wordplay #food

Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?' 'No. Answers. There's a difference-' 'Really? How? What difference?' 'Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y'can always tell those,'cause those don't explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That's what I want to know.' 'Right, and answers?' 'Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, 'cause I don't like what you're telling me, because those answers don't explain nothing!


Steven Erikson


#banaschar #drunk #explanations #funny #hellian

The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.


Jessica Fortunato


#sarcasm #wordplay #work #beauty

Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.


Dorothy Parker


#business

Our cadaverous cadre has been walking for little over a day...


Isaac Marion


#wordplay #funny

Why is abbreviation such a long word?


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #wordplay #humor

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.


Dorothy Parker


#lingerie #wordplay #humor






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