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#wordplay

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This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.


Dorothy Parker


#fancy #raisins #terrible #wordplay #bad

tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!


Dorothy Parker


#quip #tonight #wordplay #short-story

Your friends are all the dullest dogs I know. They are not beautiful: they are only decorated. They are not clean: they are only shaved and starched. They are not dignified: they are only fashionably dressed. They are not educated: they are only college passmen. They are not religious: they are only pewrenters. They are not moral: they are only conventional. They are not virtuous: they are only cowardly. They are not even vicious: they are only “frail.” They are not artistic: they are only lascivious. They are not prosperous: they are only rich. They are not loyal, they are only servile; not dutiful, only sheepish; not public spirited, only patriotic; not courageous, only quarrelsome; not determined, only obstinate; not masterful, only domineering; not self-controlled, only obtuse; not self-respecting, only vain; not kind, only sentimental; not social, only gregarious; not considerate, only polite; not intelligent, only opinionated; not progressive, only factious; not imaginative, only superstitious; not just, only vindictive; not generous, only propitiatory; not disciplined, only cowed; and not truthful at all: liars every one of them, to the very backbone of their souls.


George Bernard Shaw


#wordplay #beauty

He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.


Adam Young


#sea #valentine #wordplay #originality

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.


Mark Twain


#wordplay #animals

(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964) "How do you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland.


Ringo Starr


#beatles #geography #greenland #humor #media

The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.


Jessica Fortunato


#sarcasm #wordplay #work #beauty

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.


Dorothy Parker


#sex #wordplay #change

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?


George Carlin


#freedom

What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should it?’ muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?’ ‘Of course not,’ Alice replied very readily: ‘but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.’ ‘Which is just the case with MINE,’ said the Hatter.


Lewis Carroll


#funny






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