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#wordplay

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(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964) "How do you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland.


Ringo Starr


#beatles #geography #greenland #humor #media

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.


Milton Berle


#wordplay #men

You can't let the truth bring out the worst and let it get the best of you.


Criss Jami


#best #clever #condescension #humble #humility

Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.


Barbara Kingsolver


#wordplay #food

Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?' 'No. Answers. There's a difference-' 'Really? How? What difference?' 'Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y'can always tell those,'cause those don't explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That's what I want to know.' 'Right, and answers?' 'Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, 'cause I don't like what you're telling me, because those answers don't explain nothing!


Steven Erikson


#banaschar #drunk #explanations #funny #hellian

The oppressed grows weightless: doze/n th/rough c/and/or man/aged leg/ions stud/ents


A.R. Ammons


#age

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.


Dorothy Parker


#sex #wordplay #change

Our cadaverous cadre has been walking for little over a day...


Isaac Marion


#wordplay #funny

Why is abbreviation such a long word?


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #wordplay #humor






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