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#wordplay

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #wordplay




Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.



Jarod Kintz


#wordplay #humor

It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.


Neil Gaiman


#humorous #wordplay #humor

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.


Zane Stumpo


#funny #humor #humour #wit #witty

(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964) "How do you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland.


Ringo Starr


#beatles #geography #greenland #humor #media

I understand that you are an accomplished swords-man,” she finally said. He eyed her curiously. Where was she going with this? “I like to fence, yes,” he replied. “I have always wanted to learn.” “Good God,” Gregory grunted. “I would be quite good at it,” she protested. “I’m sure you would,” her brother replied, “which is why you should never be allowed within thirty feet of a sword.” He turned to Gareth. “She’s quite diabolical.” “Yes, I’d noticed,” Gareth murmured, deciding that maybe there might be a bit more to Hyacinth’s brother than he had thought. Gregory shrugged, reaching for a piece of shortbread. “It’s probably why we can’t seem to get her married off.” “Gregory!” This came from Hyacinth, but that was only because Lady Bridgerton had excused herself and followed one of the footmen into the hall. “It’s a compliment!” Gregory protested. “Haven’t you waited your entire life for me to agree that you’re smarter than any of the poor fools who have attempted to court you?” “You might find it difficult to believe,” Hyacinth shot back, “but I haven’t been going to bed each night thinking to myself—Oh, I do wish my brother would offer me something that passes for a compliment in his twisted mind.


Julia Quinn


#compliments #humor #siblings #swordplay #humor

I'm amazed at how amazing amazing artists are... truly amazing!


Stuart Blythe


#artists #fun #music #wordplay #music

You can't let the truth bring out the worst and let it get the best of you.


Criss Jami


#best #clever #condescension #humble #humility

The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.


Jessica Fortunato


#sarcasm #wordplay #work #beauty

Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.


Dorothy Parker


#business

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.


Dorothy Parker


#sex #wordplay #change






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