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#wordplay

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What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should it?’ muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?’ ‘Of course not,’ Alice replied very readily: ‘but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.’ ‘Which is just the case with MINE,’ said the Hatter.


Lewis Carroll


#funny

There are four on whose pots the Holy One, blessed he, knocked, only to find them filled with piss, and these are they: Adam, Cain, the wicked Balaam, and Hezekiah." Again, an abrupt transposition from the divine to the domestic, from upper to lowly spheres, occurs in the midrash. The homely image of the Holy One knocking on pots apparently derives from the practice of tapping on a clay or earthen pot to hear its ring in order to decide if it is worthy of holding wine. In current Hebrew usage, the expression 'to assess or gauge someone's pot' still denotes taking in the measure of a person's character. From Adam's answer to God, we learn that he turned out to be a pisspot.


Shuli Barzilai


#humor #wordplay #home

I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!


Junnita Jackson


#humor #intelligence #sex #sexy #wordplay

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.


Groucho Marx


#love

These two oo in "book" are like the two eyes of a reader who fell in love with a story.


Stefanos Livos


#books-reading #literature #passion #reading #word

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.


Dorothy Parker


#fancy #raisins #terrible #wordplay #bad

tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!


Dorothy Parker


#quip #tonight #wordplay #short-story

He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.


Adam Young


#sea #valentine #wordplay #originality

It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.


Neil Gaiman


#humorous #wordplay #humor

Now me,” said Mr. Vandemar. “What number am I thinking of?” “I beg your pardon?” “What number am I thinking of?” repeated Mr. Vandemar. “It’s between one and a lot,” he added, helpfully.


Neil Gaiman


#wordplay #funny






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