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#wordplay

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #wordplay




I'm amazed at how amazing amazing artists are... truly amazing!


Stuart Blythe


#artists #fun #music #wordplay #music

Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.


Barbara Kingsolver


#wordplay #food

I dunno." She sat on the bench and hugged the robe like a pillow. "I still think that Brett guy is cute." "Good luck getting him away from Bekka." Cleo gathered her silky black hair into a high pony and pink-dabbed Smith's Rosebud Salve on her lips. "She's got more grip than Crazy Glue." "More cling than Saran Wrap," Lala added. "More hold than Final Net." Cleo giggled. "More possession than The Exorcist," Lala managed. "More clench than butt cheeks," Blue chimed in. "More competition than American Idol," Frankie stuck out her chest and showed them her diva booty roll. The girls burst out laughing. "Nice!" Blue lifted her purple gloved hand. Frankie slapped it without a single spark. "I hate to be a downer..." Claudine shuffled back into the conversation wearing her slippers and robe. "But that girl will destroy you if she catches you with Brett." "I'm not worried," Frankie tossed her hair back. "I've seen all the teen movies, and the nice girl gets the boy in the end.


Lisi Harrison


#girl-bonding #girlfriend #jealousy #other-girls-boyfriends #possessiveness

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?


George Carlin


#freedom

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.


Teresa Monachino


#funny #teresa-monachino #wordplay #words-fail-me #funny

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #misattributed #spoonerism #wordplay #humor

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.


Groucho Marx


#love

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.


Dorothy Parker


#fancy #raisins #terrible #wordplay #bad

Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense


Nassim Nicholas Taleb


#evidence #medicine #quip #wordplay #medicine

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.


Mark Twain


#wordplay #animals






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