#woody

I was in Woody Allen's Stardust Memories in 1980. It was only a bit part and I didn't get to speak but I felt that I was in a real movie and heading where I had always wanted to be. ↗

— Sharon Stone

#always #bit #felt #get #had

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. ↗

— Woody Allen

#humor #organized-religion #religion #woody-allen #humor

You can't ride two horses with one behind. ↗

— Woody Allen

#woody-allen #humor

It's true, people don't imagine I'd be particularly woody. ↗

— Clive Anderson

#imagine #particularly #people #true #woody