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Some women remind you of a good book. Others remind you of a bad movie.


Darnell Lamont Walker


#movies

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.


E.W. Howe


#women #humor

Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.


Oscar Wilde


#humor #marriage #women #humor

He found Luciana sitting alone at a table in the Allied officers' night club, where the drunken Anzac major who had brought her there had been stupid enough to desert her for the ribald company of some singing comrades at the bar. "All right, I'll dance with you," she said, before Yossarian could even speak. "But I won't let you sleep with me." "Who asked you?" Yossarian asked her. "You don't want to sleep with me?" she exclaimed with surprise. "I don't want to dance with you.


Joseph Heller


#sex #women #humor

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.


Jim Butcher


#humor #karrin-murphy #women #humor

It comes down to this. Someone must wash the dishes. Now, would you expect a man, man made in the image of God, to roll up his sleeves and wash the dishes? Why, it would be blasphemy. I know that I am but a rib and so I wash the dishes.


Marie Jenney Howe


#women #humor

I come across too much material on "how to make a man want you", "how to make a man commit", "how to make a man finally pop the question", "how to make a man take you seriously", "how to get into a man's emotions." And I laugh. My dear fellow women, enough! Do not busy yourselves with such things! Instead, fall in love with yourself!


C. JoyBell C.


#inspirational-life #life-and-living #quotes-for-women #self-love #women

A woman who can eat a real bruschetta is a woman you can love and who can love you. Someone who pushes the thing away because it's messy is never going to cackle at you toothlessly across the living room of your retirement cottage or drag you back from your sixth heart attack by sheer furious affection. Never happen. You need a woman who isn't afraid of a faceful of olive oil for that.


Nick Harkaway


#love #olive-oil #women #love

[A]s though mindful of the wife of Lot, who looked back from behind him, thou deliveredst me first to the sacred garments and monastic profession before thou gavest thyself to God. And for that in this one thing thou shouldst have had little trust in me I vehemently grieved and was ashamed. For I (God [knows]) would without hesitation precede or follow thee to the Vulcanian fires according to thy word. For not with me was my heart, but with thee. But now, more than ever, if it be not with thee, it is nowhere. For without thee it cannot anywhere exist.


Héloïse d'Argenteuil


#celibacy #convent #dignity #following #grief

The thing about girls? Suzanne said. Is we are more content-driven.


George Saunders


#girls #men-and-women #relationships #men