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He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.


James Finn Garner


#humour #politically-correct #red-riding-hood #satire #wolf

Sam: “I—it’s—I’m not an animal.


Maggie Stiefvater


#sam-roth #werewolf #sam

Every woman is wired differently. Some women's nerves branch more in the vagina; other women's nerves branch more in the clitoris. Some branch a great deal in the perineum, or at the mouth of the cervix. That accounts for some of the differences in female sexual response.


Naomi Wolf


#vagina #biography

Yeah, cause that would be a smart choice. So, I should just forget about the whole lying to me thing when you pronounce you will never do it again?” “Yes.” “You’d have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.” From Witch Devotions. Coming out 2012!


Elizabeth J. Kolodziej


#romance #snarky-quotes #the-last-witch-series #vampire #vampyre-kisses

Sorry if I can't be the right monster for you Bella.


Stephenie Meyer


#vampire #werewolf #twilight

No shifting in my car Blake,I don't want slobber all over my seats." Neesa


C.T. Todd


#horror #paranormal-romance #twilight #vampire #vampires

Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through.


Angela Carter


#werewolves

Oberon’s been kidnapped along with one of the werewolves, and that’s why we’re all so upset. We’ll talk more tomorrow, and I promise to answer all your questions if I survive the night,” I said. The widow’s eyebrows raised. “Ye’ve got all these nasty pooches to run around with and ye still might die?” “I’m going to go fight with a god, some demons, and a coven of witches who all want to kill me,” I said, “so it’s a distinct possibility.” “Are y’goin’ t’kill ’em back?” “I’d certainly like to.” “Attaboy,” the widow chuckled. “Off y’go, then. Kill every last one o’ the bastards and call me in the mornin’.


Kevin Hearne


#irish #magic #werewolf #widow #witch

Middling monsters died at the point of pitchforks, burned with torches, or at the butt of silver-capped canes wielded by angry, geriatric Poles. Middling people were dime-a-dozen, emptied souls, shorn sheeple, human husks. A good monster didn’t worry about what it was doing; it just did it. A true predator didn’t worry about guilt, or being popular, or anything. It just cruised along, living for the kill, surviving. A good person, well, she’d put a bullet in her head or weigh her feet down and throw herself into the Chicago River, holding her breath until she went to the sludgy, filthy bottom, and had to open wide and breathe water until she died.


D.T. Neal


#werewolf #werewolves #werewolves






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