#woke

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#dreamt #gone #i #last #last night

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me. ↗

— Rita Hayworth

#every #every man #gilda #i #knew

I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead. ↗

— Ashton Kutcher

#before #dead #done #i #knowing

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. ↗

— Marv Levy

#call #creature #father #fun #happy

I woke up and all I could see was Iraqis standing all around me, looking down upon me. I knew at that moment something terrible had happened and I wasn't in the right place. ↗

— Jessica Lynch

#could #down #had #happened #i

I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy. ↗

— Rabindranath Tagore

#acted #awoke #behold #dreamt #i

One morning I woke up and was plunged into psychological shock. I had forgotten I was free. ↗

— Jack Henry Abbott

#free #had #i #into #morning

I was a child of privilege and I woke up to a world on fire. ↗

— Bill Ayers

#fire #i #privilege #up #woke

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. ↗

— Ben Affleck

#call #dead #ever #first #hotel

My father actually moved out from Chicago just so he could play tennis 365 days a year, so it was - it was a place we played every day. We played before school. We played after school. We woke up. We played tennis. We brushed our teeth in that order. ↗

— Andre Agassi

#actually #after #before #brushed #chicago