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She was busy trying to stab me to death with her umbrella and I was busy trying to dodge." He made a little face. "She was better at her stabbing than I was about dodging.


Emma Goldrick


#business

Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent.


Antoine Rivarol


#lack #more #people #society #speaking

Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.


Dart Gray


#pun #witty #love

And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It's as simple as that. A duty of love. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?


Alexander McCall Smith


#witty #love

Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.


Rucy Ban


#funny #humor #love #romantic #witty

Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.


Rucy Ban


#love #passion #sarcastic #sexy #witty

Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.


K. Syrah


#witty #marriage

Dedication and enthusiams are the greatest rewards for learning


Isabel Ramos


#knowledge-of-self #thoughts-from-the-heart #witty #inspirational

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...


Hiroko Sakai


#bank-account #depression #funny #humorous #inspiration

Forgive me. It was stupid of me to think you might need company, when clearly all you required was that decanter.” “It was not stupid. It was very kind. Quite soft, actually. A very warm, womanly gesture. I am touched.” He smiled softly. “However, if you truly want to help, if you really want to distract me, there are better ways. When I saw that dress, I dared hope you had realized that.


Madeline Hunter


#nathaniel #witty #forgiveness






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