#witty

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Dedication and enthusiams are the greatest rewards for learning


Isabel Ramos


#knowledge-of-self #thoughts-from-the-heart #witty #inspirational

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...


Hiroko Sakai


#bank-account #depression #funny #humorous #inspiration

Forgive me. It was stupid of me to think you might need company, when clearly all you required was that decanter.” “It was not stupid. It was very kind. Quite soft, actually. A very warm, womanly gesture. I am touched.” He smiled softly. “However, if you truly want to help, if you really want to distract me, there are better ways. When I saw that dress, I dared hope you had realized that.


Madeline Hunter


#nathaniel #witty #forgiveness

Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.


Francis Bacon


#advised #all things #confident #integrity #judges

Conquered people tend to be witty.


Saul Bellow


#people #tend #witty

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny-quotes #gloves #holding-hands #humor

Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.


Jarod Kintz


#funny-quotes #humor-quotes #inspirational #iving #making-a-difference

If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.


Jarod Kintz


#funny-quotes #humor #humor-quotes #sex #sexual-stamina

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.


Jarod Kintz


#doctor #funny #funny-quotes #humor #humor-quotes

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.


Holly Hood


#paranormal-series #true-love #witty #funny