#wit

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I told myself that some families we get without asking, while others we choose. And I chose those two. I think that’s what you’d call a silver lining.


Jenny Valentine


#family #lining #silver #silver-lining #without-asking

Civilised life, you know, is based on a huge number of illusions in which we all collaborate willingly. The trouble is we forget after a while that they are illusions and we are deeply shocked when reality is torn down around us.


J.G. Ballard


#normalcy #the-trouble-with-forgetting #life

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.


Josh Lanyon


#reading #witty #humor

There is no sinfulness in the will and affections without some error in the understanding. All lusts which a natural man lives in, are lusts of ignorance.


George Gillespie


#error #ignorance #lives #man #man lives

The West's post-Holocaust pledge that genocide would never again be tolerated proved to be hollow, and for all the fine sentiments inspired by the memory of Auschwitz, the problem remains that denouncing evil is a far cry from doing good.


Philip Gourevitch


#apathy #auschewitz #evil #genocide #good

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.


Oscar Wilde


#uncle-tom-s-cabin #victorian #wilde #witty #death

Marianne would have thought herself very inexcusable had she been able to sleep at all the first night after parting from Willoughby. She would have been ashamed to look her family in the face the next morning, had she not risen from her bed in more need of repose than when she lay down in it. But the feelings which made such composure a disgrace, left her in no danger of incurring it. She was awake the whole night, and she wept the greatest part of it. She got up with an head-ache, was unable to talk, and unwilling to take any nourishment; giving pain every moment to her mother and sisters, and forbidding all attempt at consolation from either. Her sensibility was potent enough!


Jane Austen


#sensibility #witty-comments #family

People don't tend to employ me. I'm the wrong personality type. Or rather, people do tend to employ me for a short time and then they sack me. A film broker once told me, as she terminated my contract, that I have a misleading sort of face. "You're pretty", she complained. "Your features are symmetrical and there was an article in Grazia that says human beings are programmed to find those with symmetrical features more pleasing to they eye. So this isn't my fault, I was simply responding to a biological imperative. You've even teeth, so when you smile, you look...sweet, I suppose. But you're not, are you?" "I hope not," I said. "You see, there you go again. You're a smart-arse and you've no ability to filter your thoughts---" "And my thoughts are often abrasive." "Exactly." "I'll just get my brushes and sponges and leave." "If you would.


Marian Keyes


#humorous #turn-of-phrase #way-with-words #family

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?


Richard Land


#bloody #cat #east #getting #grandmother

I'm still looking for books about them, as well as I am used to feed food every day.


Pet Torres


#paranormal-romance #witch #witches #food