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Rick feels almost the way he used to halfway through his third drink, his favorite moment, the way he wishes all moments in life could feel: heightened with the sense that anything could happen at any moment--that being alive is important, because just when you least expect it, you might receive exactly what you least expect.


Douglas Coupland


#life #possibility #wishful-thinking #life

Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!


Dave Barry


#certain #even #had #job #like

I don't mean to smear our people, but honestly, sometimes I thought the Jews were the worst. Not all, but you know the ones I'm talking about - they weren't like the kids in Oxford Circle, that’s for sure. You sent me off totally fucking unprepared, brother. Not a word of warning. Their doctor and dentist parents worked their way through school, but now they want their babies to go in style. They send them stereos and cars and blank checks. And those were the hippies! Running around in their flowing clothes, their noses surgically tilted in the air! Talking about oppression and the common man, and running off to volunteer at some job, calling it righteous because they don’t have to earn money. Or my favorite, going to summer camp until they’re like forty-five. You’re not a socialist because you sleep in a log cabin and dance in a circle! And who are they angry at, really angry at? Not the Man – they wouldn’t know the Man if he froze their Bloomingdale’s charge cards. No, they’re angry at their parents! The people who fund all this in the first place. If they don’t want their parents, send them my way. I’ve been looking all my life for someone to wipe my ass and pay my bills.


Sharon Pomerantz


#jews #money

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!


Stephen Colbert


#pants #twitter #wishes #twitter

I wish I were the type who could walk into a place and have everybody love me. But I'm not, and there's no use wishing.


Alan Ladd


#everybody #i #i wish #into #love

All chefs are like Jewish mothers. They want to feed you and feed you and impress you. It's an eagerness to please.


Padma Lakshmi


#eagerness #feed #impress #jewish #like

My desire to devolve authority has nothing to do with a wish to shirk responsibility.


Dalai Lama


#desire #nothing #responsibility #shirk #wish

My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.


Charles Lamb


#little #more #motto #my motto #wishing

I showed that privacy was an implicit right in Jewish law, probably going back to the second or third century, when it was elaborated on in a legal way.


Norman Lamm


#century #elaborated #going #i #implicit

In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.


Sugar Ray Leonard


#felt #funny #had #hair #i






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