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The cloud cover made for a terrible blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I’ll weave the waves into a sea blanket of goodbye.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I use blankets like armor for cold.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to knock out the tooth of a giant, and then used as a replacement for that very tooth it knocked out. I’ll tell you what, you knock it out, and I’ll put the new one back in—and I’ll charge a fee for both transactions.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient wheels. Ha! Let’s see Tony Hawk do tricks on that board. Actually, he probably could.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote for two characters, Mr. Brick, and Ms. Blanket:
 Mr. Brick: I like your dress
 Ms. Blanket: I’m naked, you moron
 Mr. Brick: Tuesdays make me vomit. What are you doing one minute after Monday at 11:59 PM? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Do either a brick or a blanket have Buddha nature? The answer is yes and no and maybe, in a Triangle of Truth where there is no is, and there is no isn’t.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Teamwork is me helping you build a brick wall that will come between us and forever divide us. Division through unity.
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— Jarod Kintz

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