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Vortexy. "Is that even a word?" I ask myself "You're talking to yourself, so who the hell cares?" I reply


Gayle Forman


#humor #humor

He’s a love-’em-and-leave-’em kind of guy. And though he’s not a Lord, he does have a curse hanging over his head. I have the book to prove it.” William growled low in his throat. “Anya! Must you share my secrets with everyone?” He flattened his palms on the arms of his chair. “Fine. If you can spill, I can, too. Anya’s the reason the Titanic sank. She was playing chicken with the icebergs.” Scowling, Anya anchored her hands on her hips. “William had a bronze made of his penis and placed it on his mantel.


Gena Showalter


#lords-of-the-underworld #william #humor

The Will I fell in love with, she almost said."And be Will," she finished instead. "Or I shall hit you with my umbrella.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #love

He loved her enough to know she was better off without him


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #love

A forty-foot worm?" Will muttered to Jem as they moved through the Italian garden, their boots-thanks to a pair of soundless runes-making no noise on the gravel. "Think of the size of the fish we could catch." Jem's lips twitched. "It's not funny, you know." "It is a bit." "You cannot reduce the situation to worm jokes, Will. This is Gabriel and Gideon's father we're discussing." "We're not just discussing him; we're chasing him through an ornamental sculpture garden because he's turned into a worm." "A demonic worm," said Jem, pausing to peer cautiously around a hedgerow. "A great serpent. Would that help your inapropriate humor?" "There was a time where my inapropriate humor brought you a certain amusement," sighed Will. "How the worm has turned." "Will-


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jem-carstairs #will-herondale #funny

Even more blood welled up and spilled down his arm, splattering onto the ground. “Camille’s carpet,” Magnus protested. “It’s blood,” said Will. “She ought to be thrilled.


Cassandra Clare


#camille-belcourt #humor #magnus-bane #will-herondale #humor

A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange






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