#wife

I did I Love My Wife on Broadway in 1978, and then went into television land. Now things are starting to come together in the way I thought they might when I was a kid. ↗

— Tom Wopat

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In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. ↗

— Gerald Brenan

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. ↗

— E. Joseph Cossman

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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. ↗

— Les Dawson

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My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much. ↗

— Patrick Dempsey

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No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

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Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian. ↗

— William Goldman

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The economy of a novelist is a little like that of a careful housewife who is unwilling to throw away anything that might perhaps serve its turn. ↗

— Graham Greene

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By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

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