#wife

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. ↗

— Jimmy Carter

#get #go #i #often #swimming

Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to. ↗

— Steve Carell

#each #ever #happening #how #i

In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there. ↗

— Stephen Collins

#around #beach #breakfast #chair #daughter

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me. ↗

— Sean Connery

#english #fluent #french #i #me

People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week she's going to be home having dinner with us by five o'clock. ↗

— Mark Consuelos

#ask #clock #days #did #dinner

I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we don't see each other much. ↗

— Peter Criss

#beautiful wife #chance #daughter #each #finally

I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right, I'm not leaving 'til it's done. My wife, child and I slept in the studio. We cut these raw. ↗

— Dick Dale

#cut #done #going #i #leaving

I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do. ↗

— Tom DeLonge

#band #come #get #i #jealous

Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes. ↗

— Josh Duhamel

#dogs #entertained #keeps #know #minutes

I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am. ↗

— Linda Evans

#doing #i #i am #longer #need