#wife

I don't sleep much. I'm on the go. My mind is racing. My wife says my mind is like the rolling dials on a slot machine. So, yeah, I think about everything. ↗

— Bill Walton

#everything #go #i #i think #like

My wife has joked that if anything ever happened to me, she'd gladly live out her life without anyone else around. I think it bugs her I'm home all the time; such is the life cycle of the cartoonist, however. ↗

— Chris Ware

#anything #around #bugs #cartoonist #cycle

I am here today to again apologize for the personal mistakes I have made and the embarrassment I have caused. I make this apology to my neighbors and my constituents, but I make it particularly to my wife, Huma. ↗

— Anthony Weiner

#am #apologize #apology #caused #constituents

I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it. ↗

— Anthony Weiner

#myself #protect #really #regret #shame

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#having #many #monogamy #same #too

A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard. ↗

— Billy Wilder

#midwife #must #policeman #psychoanalyst

My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK. ↗

— Brian Williams

#children #i #like #long #me

I give God all the glory. And try to move on. Come home and hug my wife and my children. And thank God for every day that I have with my family. ↗

— Jayson Williams

#come #day #every #every day #family

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry. ↗

— Bruce Willis

#i #i love #i love you #love #love you

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#asks #been #chances #getting #her