#wife

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#ask #careful #did #ex-wife #goes

I wake up at 5:30, 6 in the morning, but don't head into the office right away. I like to hang out with my wife, talk about things, get some coffee, you know. ↗

— Ice Cube

#away #coffee #get #hang #head

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. ↗

— Tony Curtis

#dead #enough #i #marrying #old

My season 2 'Good Wife' wrap gift was this deluxe package of Mortal Kombat. I played it for, like, two weeks straight. ↗

— Matt Czuchry

#gift #good #good wife #i #like

The day I will never forget is the day I married my wife, Tashera. Tashera is so special to my boys and me. Her energy is enough to put anyone on a cloud. Her dedication and care gives me comfort and ease. ↗

— DMX

#care #cloud #comfort #day #dedication

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#her #i #me #psychiatrist #seeing

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#car #drive #me #sex #she

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#coming home #door #home #just #me

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #met #then #were #wife

I'd never heard of colon cancer. Baseball wasn't even important to me. I have a wife and two girls. That's what was important. The doctors told me and all I could say was, 'When are we going to get this thing out?' ↗

— Eric Davis

#cancer #colon #could #doctors #even