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I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist. ↗

— Dylan Moran

#anything #application #else #fill #formal

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways. ↗

— Dylan Moran

#creature #different #different ways #gnawing #inside

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20. ↗

— Dylan Moran

#highly #i #me #necessary #off

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up. ↗

— Dylan Moran

#foreign #foreign service #growing #growing up #had

American farmers and ranchers deserve a USDA that will pursue supportive policies rather than seek their further harm. ↗

— Jerry Moran

#deserve #farmers #further #harm #policies

If we lose those people who come to the United States and get a PhD in computer engineering for example and they can't get a visa to stay in the United States, they are sent home, not only do we lose those people working here, but we lose the opportunity that they will have. They are the most likely entrepreneurs, people who will have a new idea. ↗

— Jerry Moran

#computer #engineering #entrepreneurs #example #for example

My goal is not to create a circumstance in which no one fails, but one in which many will succeed. ↗

— Jerry Moran

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There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV. ↗

— Rick Moranis

#another #beer #college #discovering #drinking

Genius without religion is only a lamp on the outer gate of a palace; it may serve to cast a gleam of light on those that are without, while the inhabitant sits in darkness. ↗

— Hannah More

#darkness #gate #genius #gleam #inhabitant

In such a state, humility is the virtue of men, and their only defense; to walk humbly with God, never doubting, whatever befall, that His will is good, and that His law is right. ↗

— Paul Elmer More

#defense #doubting #god #good #his