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Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.


Daisy Ashford


#always #bernard #few #had #hall

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.


Buffalo Bill


#bought #got #investment #liquor #money

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.


W. C. Fields


#carry #case #furthermore #small #snake

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?


W. C. Fields


#death #drown #sting #thy #where

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.


Molly Ivins


#anyway #around #belong #drink #legislature

Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time is probably a bad sign, but here are some simple pieces of advice for the young. Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed—as are the grape and the grain—to enliven company. Be careful about up-grading too far to single malt Scotch: when you are voyaging in rough countries it won't be easily available. Never even think about driving a car if you have taken a drop. It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't ever be responsible for it.


Christopher Hitchens


#advice #alcoholism #alochol #drinking #drowning-one-s-sorrows

Whiskey - I like it, I always did, and that is the reason I never use it.


Robert E. Lee


#did #i #i always #like #never

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.


P. J. O'Rourke


#car #car keys #giving #keys #like

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.


Lord Dunsany


#effect #large #like #logic #loses

A beverage of leisure is a serious business,” Shane Bowermaster was known to declare. “There can be no product of pleasure without the inverse on the end of the producer.


Jeff Phillips


#brewing #business #creating #distilling #folktales






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