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She turned to Frizz. "So you understand the problem? You can't let Tally know about Radical Honesty. There's no telling what she'll do if she finds out you could ruin her plans." Frizz's eyebrows rose. "So let me get this straight, Aya-chan. You want me, a person who can't lie, to lie about the fact that I can't lie?" "We need another plan," Hiro said. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#humor #scott-westerfeld #humor

I love my virginity to the apocalypse. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#peeps #scott-westerfeld #virginity #love

People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#peeps #scott-la #scott-westerfeld #life

Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

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Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#scott-westerfeld #so-yesterday #bad

What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#david #uglies #westerfeld #beauty

God, you mean I lost my virginity to the apocalypse?! ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#peeps #scott-westerfeld #apocalypse