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I was the official wedding photographer at one of my best friends' weddings. Fortunately she was one of the most easygoing brides ever, so she made it easy for me.


Natalie Coughlin


#easy #easygoing #ever #fortunately #friends

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.


Kristen Wiig


#i #mellow #pretty #weddings

It's not the concept of marriage I have a problem with. I'd like to get married too. A couple times. It's the actual wedding that pisses me off. The problem is that everyone who gets married seems to think that they are the first person in the entire universe to do it, and that the year leading up to the event revolves entirely around them. You have to throw them showers, bachelor-ette weekends, buy a bridesmaid dress, and then buy a ticket to some godforsaken town wherever they decide to drag you. If you're really unlucky, they'll ask you to recite a poem at their wedding. That's just what I want to do- monitor my drinking until I'm done with my public service announcement. And what do we get out of it, you ask? A dry piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with their hiibilly cousin. I could get that at home, thanks. Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said this was okay. After spending all that money on a bachelorette weekend, a shower, and often a flight across the country, they expect you to go to Williams Sonoma or Pottery Barn and do research? Then they send you a thank-you note applauding you for such a thoughtful gift. They're the one who picked it out! I always want to remind the person that absolutely no thought went into typing in a name and having a salad bowl come up.


Chelsea Handler


#weddings #home

Be there a picnic for the devil, an orgy for the satyr, and a wedding for the bride.


Roman Payne


#devil #payne #picnic #poem #poetry

I was one those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to not be reading, my family would frisk me and take the book away. If they didn't find it by this point in the procedure, I would be sitting over in that corner completely unnoticed just reading my book.


Neil Gaiman


#anything #away #bar #before #book

Love is not a whim. Love is not a flower that fades with a few fleeting years. Love is a choice wedded to action, my husband, and I choose you, and I will choose you every day for the rest of my life.


Brent Weeks


#weddings #life

In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.


Michael J. Fox


#children #dancing #i #weddings

Weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility.


Anne Hathaway


#celebrate #important #life #possibility #weddings

The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before bed admired then forgotten.


Roman Payne


#authors #brides #desire #funny #humor

Posing on the red carpet feels like you're selling something that has nothing to do with you. If you do it with someone else, it's like we're saying, 'Oh! We come as a pair! Would you like to buy both of us? We're available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs!'


Carey Mulligan


#bar #both #buy #carpet #come






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