#wedding

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#her #man #point #stops #wedding

It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense. ↗

— Jon Secada

#coral #cuban #great #happened #intense

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not. ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#determines #ever #feel #i #married

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful. ↗

— Liz Smith

#evidence #except #those #weddings #wonderful

I always envisioned myself having a traditional and elegant wedding. ↗

— Ivanka Trump

#elegant #envisioned #having #i #i always

If I fail I’ll come back to you... Then both of us will die together. Both of us will vanish from the life of our tribe. ↗

— Amador T. Daguio

#wedding-dance #life

I was stunned. I pulled the phone away and looked quizzically at the hole-punched speaker. Aside from the blood obligation to be my sister's maid of honor, it had never occured to me that I would get asked to be in anyone's wedding. I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are the like the triathlon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall off their bikes or choke on ocean water. I figured if I valued my life, I'd stay away from weddings and they'd stay away from me. ↗

— Sloane Crosley

#triathlon #weddings #friendship

I want you to take a good look at this ring. This ring has nothing to do with the wedding, nothing to do with our commitments, none of that. This ring means one thing. That I love you. Promise me that no matter what, no matter if we fight, no matter how hopeless things may feel, that you will look at this ring and know that when you love someone, that's all that really matters. That we'll always figure it out together. ↗

— Jillian Dodd

#love

Love means never having to shave your back. ↗

— Devan Sipher

#love #the-wedding-beat #weddings #love

It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade. ↗

— Trisha Goddard

#after #facade #felt #hours #keep