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My mother always said that I was born out of a bottle of vinegar instead of born from a womb and that she and my father bathed me in sugar for three days to wash it off. I try to behave, but I always go back to the vinegar. ↗
The head is a clumsy, ill-proportioned monstrosity. It is the understudy in a watermelon-rolling contest. ↗
#heads #humor #watermelons #funny
I want to leave a mark. But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars. ↗
#leave-a-mark #scars #van-houten-being-a-douche #the-fault-in-our-stars
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. ↗