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To live, a man needs food, water, and a sharp mind.


Louis Zamperini


#live #sharp-mind #survival #water #food

Blood is thicker than water," The young man said As he knifed his friend For a drooling old bitch And a house full of lies.


Ernest Hemingway


#blood-is-thicker-than-water #family #friendship #murder #family

A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet, because kisses are hot and would melt chocolate—even if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil.



Jarod Kintz


#chocolate #funny #humor #kiss #melt

If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting.


Peter Shaffer


#new #new york #oil #painting #watercolor

He flipped himself onto his side and kissed me. "You're so hot," I said, my hand still on his leg. "I'm starting to think you have an amputee fetish," he answered, still kissing me. I laughed. "I have an Augustus Waters fetish," I explained.


John Green


#funny #hazel-grace-lancaster #funny

Underwater, bubbles erupted before my eyes as a swift hand snatched my arm and pulled me to the surface. I gasped for air, coughing and gagging at the amount of water I sucked into my lungs by pure shock. What was up with me and breathing in water? I needed to grow some gills or something.


Laura Kreitzer


#fiction #funny #gills #humor #kreitzer

I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #rain #rain-soup #rainbow

No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. 



Jarod Kintz


#flood #humor #ship #sink #titanic

I did several interesting jobs, working in restaurants, I worked at a lab rat farm, feeding and watering all these rats. Then I got a full-time job as a technical writer for a large scientific research laboratory.


Kevin J. Anderson


#farm #feeding #full-time #full-time job #got

In a swamp, as in meditation, you begin to glimpse how elusive, how inherently insubstantial, how fleeting our thoughts are, our identities. There is magic in this moist world, in how the mind lets go, slips into sleepy water, circles and nuzzles the banks of palmetto and wild iris, how it seeps across dreams, smears them into the upright world, rots the wood of treasure chests, welcomes the body home.


Barbara Hurd


#circle #dream #iris #magic #meditation






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