#waitress

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. ↗

— Gareth Gates

#bit #bread #cheeky #decided #garlic

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material. ↗

— Bruce McCulloch

#bad day #comedy #day #doing #forever

I get heartfelt thanks from all kinds of people. Today I heard from a waitress in Georgia who has lost her job and is trying to figure out how her local bank can change the terms on her credit card, and I heard from a physicist at a major research university who wants to explain a better theory of financial stress tests. ↗

— Elizabeth Warren

#better #card #change #credit #credit card

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#charming #good #i #liked #me

I wanted to act; that was my one goal. I wanted to devote all my time to acting and not waitressing or anything else. ↗

— Edie Falco

#acting #anything #devote #else #goal

When I was growing up I always wanted to be a waitress. My sister opened a restaurant in Mississippi, and I went down there and was a waitress for a few days. Let me tell you, I got it out of my system. ↗

— Lacey Chabert

#days #down #few #got #growing

I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people. ↗

— Jennifer Saunders

#fly #gone #having #i #instead

I remember our waitress looked like Bertrand Russell. This is logical considering it’s illogical. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#waitress #funny

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. ↗

— Shaun White

#city #dad #fixing #glamorous #mom

I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress. ↗

— Chrissie Hynde

#band #either #else #figurehead #going