#waiter

I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #waiter #funny

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. ↗

— Robert Morley

#always #british #happy #long #natives

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter. ↗

— Nubar Gulbenkian

#dam #dinner #dinner party #good #head

This quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I? ↗

— Craig Benzine

#humor #wheezy-waiter #wheezywaiter #youtube #youtuber