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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.


Don Herold


#good #good thing #life #seems #serious

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.


George S. Kaufman


#dead #epitaph #eye #finally #god

Too often we only identify the crucial points in our lives in retrospect. At the time we are too absorbed in the fetid detail of the moment to spot where it is leading us. But not this time. I was experiencing one of my dad’s deafening moments. If my life could be understood as a meal of many courses (and let’s be honest, much of it actually was), then I had finished the starters and I was limbering up for the main event. So far, of course, I had made a stinking mess of it. I had spilled the wine. I had dropped my cutlery on the floor and sprayed the fine white linen with sauce. I had even spat out some of my food because I didn’t like the taste of it. “But it doesn’t matter because, look, here come the waiters. They are scraping away the debris with their little horn and steel blades, pulled with studied grace from the hidden pockets of their white aprons. They are laying new tablecloths, arranging new cutlery, placing before me great domed wine glasses, newly polished to a sparkle. There are more dishes to come, more flavors to try, and this time I will not spill or spit or drop or splash. I will not push the plate away from me, the food only half eaten. I am ready for everything they are preparing to serve me. Be in no doubt; it will all be fine.” (pp.115-6)


Jay Rayner


#apron #courses #crucial-points #cutlery #deafening-moments

I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #waiter #funny

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.


Robert Morley


#always #british #happy #long #natives

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter.


Nubar Gulbenkian


#dam #dinner #dinner party #good #head

This quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?


Craig Benzine


#humor #wheezy-waiter #wheezywaiter #youtube #youtuber

Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?


Djuna Barnes


#bohemian #else #everyone #good #less

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.


Todd Barry


#comment #error #even #had #i

Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants?


Peter Brimelow


#open #own #owning #restaurants #schools






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