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#waffle

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #waffle




Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle.


Simon Schama


#humor #waffle #age

Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're arguing over the llama formerly known as Twatwaffle.


Karina Halle


#experience

I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, whatcha readin' for?' Isn't that the weirdest fuckin' question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, goddamnit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.


Bill Hicks


#reading #tennessee #waffle #waffles #questions

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!


Lauren Myracle


#humor #waffles #funny

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.


Mitch Hedberg


#like #pancake #syrup #trap #waffle

Why can't I just eat my waffle?


Barack Obama


#i #just #waffle #why

Isn't it weird," I said, "the way you remember things, when someone's gone?" What do you mean?" I ate another piece of waffle. "When my dad first died, all I could think about was that day. It's taken me so long to be able to think back to before that, to everything else." Wes was nodding before I even finished. "It's even worse when someone's sick for a long time," he said. "You forget they were ever healthy, ever okay. It's like there was never a time when you weren't waiting for something awful to happen." But there was," I said. "I mean, it's only been in the last few months that I've started remembering all this good stuff, funny stuff about my dad. I can't believe I ever forgot it in the first place." You didn't forget," Wes said, taking a sip of his water. "You just couldn't remember right then. But now you're ready to, so you can." I thought about this as I finished off my waffle.


Sarah Dessen


#macy #waffles #wes #funny

I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.


Howard Dean


#before #i #waffle






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