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Here's all she had to say about death: "Oh my, oh my.


Kurt Vonnegut


#kurt-vonnegut #death

Vonnegut is one of America's basic artists, a true and worthy heir to the grand tradition of Thoreau, Whitman, Twain, Dreiser, Traven, Tom Wolfe (the real Tom Wolfe, I mean) and Steinbeck. In other words, he writes out of a concern for justice, love, honesty, and hope.


Edward Abbey


#love

Things stayed peaceful in there, even as the crashing vehicles and the cries of the injured and dying reached a crescendo outside. "I fry mine in butter!" indeed.


Kurt Vonnegut


#death #humor #life-and-death #vonnegut #death

Americans . . . are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be.


Kurt Vonnegut


#love

You'll forget it when you're dead, and so will I. When I'm dead, I'm going to forget everything–and I advise you to do the same.


Kurt Vonnegut


#forget #life #vonnegut #death

You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I love you.' And each passer-by, no matter who, gets a square all his or her own. I don't want my square of toilet paper.' I didn't realize it was toilet paper.


Kurt Vonnegut


#love #vonnegut #love

I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of the Perpetual Astonishment


Kurt Vonnegut


#humor #vonnegut #humor

Society is more concerned with material possessions than it is with the true love and compassion of another human being.


Kurt Vonnegut


#mother-night #love

Unexpected travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God” Kurt Vonnegut Jr


Kurt Vonnegut Jr


#kurt-vonnegut-jr #inspirational

Dr. Kevorkian has just unstrapped me from the gurney after yet another controlled near-death experience. I was lucky enough on this trip to interview none other than the late Adolf Hitler. I was gratified to learn that he now feels remorse for any actions of his, however indirectly, which might have had anything to do with the violent deaths suffered by thirty-five million people during World War II. He and his mistress Eva Braun, of course, were among those casualties, along with four million other Germans, six million Jews, eighteen million members of the Soviet Union, and so on. I paid my dues along with everybody else,” he said. It is his hope that a modest monument, possibly a stone cross, since he was a Christian, will be erected somewhere in his memory, possibly on the grounds of the United Nations headquarters in New York. It should be incised, he said, with his name and dates 1889-1945. Underneath should be a two-word sentence in German: “Entschuldigen Sie.” Roughly translated into English, this comes out, “I Beg Your Pardon,” or “Excuse Me.


Kurt Vonnegut


#dating






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