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No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad


Jeaniene Frost


#cat #humor #night-huntress #vlad #humor

I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.


Jeaniene Frost


#leila #night-prince #once-burned #vlad #humor

Plan. Yes. Good idea. I should come up with a plan.


Steven Brust


#plan #vlad-taltos #humor

The dungeon image helped. "You need to let Maximus go," I stated, my voice stronger now. "No. Wine?


Jeaniene Frost


#vlad #humor

Is it impossible to believe that I think a day will come where I’ll be held accountable for each life I’ve taken, every drop of blood I’ve spilled . . . and yet I continue to do whatever is necessary to keep my people?


Jeaniene Frost


#life

You might be the cruelest person I’ve ever met,” he said in a conversational tone. “What?” I gasped. “My first wife killed herself. Took me centuries to get over it and love again, yet you weren’t going to mention that you might be compelled to slay yourself in front of me.


Jeaniene Frost


#vlad #love

Do you know what happened the last time I loved someone?” Growled against my skin with such tempered violence that my shiver turned into a shudder. I nodded. “No you don’t.” Another lethal growl. “You only know how she died. Let me tell you how she lived— in fear. My actions horrified her, as they horrify you. My enemies exploited her, as they exploit you, so it was more than an advancing army that made her throw herself from our roof. It was me.


Jeaniene Frost


#love

There was an old bastard named Lenin Who did two or three million men in. That's a lot to have done in But where he did one in That old bastard Stalin did ten in.


Robert Conquest


#joseph-stalin #limericks #mass-murder #vladimir-lenin #men

Yes, but you are still only human.” I laughed, the sound of it drowned out by the crunch of rocks as the mountain continued to shudder as though in the throes of birth pangs. “So was Van Helsing, yet in every movie, he beat the vampire in the end. Never underestimate the power of humanity.


Jeaniene Frost


#night-prince #once-burned #vlad #movies

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.


Steven Brust


#style






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