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All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn't looking for a serious relationship, you're not going to change his mind just because you two are going on dates and being intimate. You could be the most perfect woman on the Lord's green earth-you're capable of interesting conversation, you cook a mean breakfast, you hand out backrubs like sandwiches, you're independent (which means, to him, that you're not going to be in his pockets)-but if he's not ready for a serious relationship, he going to treat you like sports fish.


Steve Harvey


#relationships #change

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.


Amy Sedaris


#affairs #dating #jewelry #life #love

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else


Mae West


#dating

Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice about possibly dating a warlock.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #dating

First of all, there is no love triangle. There is a person in the middle who likes attention.


John from FYA


#love #thought-provoking #dating

Ask yourself, does this person make me feel good about myself? Do I feel safe, strong and free with this person? Those are the questions you need to ask....You have to be strong to truly be open.


April Sinclair


#dating-advice #feelings #relationships #dating

Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.


Florence King


#dating

I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men—an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy. Now the four of them combined? They got you covered.


Steve Harvey


#dating-advice #men #women #dating

Attract, Comfort, and Seduce.


Erik Von Markovik


#dating

The harder you slam a ball into the ground, the higher it bounces back up... A divorce, a breakup, losing a job, or just feeling seriously down can ground you, rough you up a bit, leave calluses on your feet and grit under your finger nails. But more than that, it leaves you wiser and stronger next time... Life is about experiencing opposites isn’t it?


Laurel House


#dating-advice #heartbreak #lessons-learned #dating






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