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#vic

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.


Will Rogers


#funny #reticence #silence #funny

My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.


Jarod Kintz


#flap #fly #funny #humor #skyscraper

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.


Charles M. Schulz


#funny-but-true #funny

To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill


Sun Tzu


#strategy #victory #art

And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.


Simone Elkeles


#funny #weapons #funny

Always drink upstream from the herd.


Will Rogers


#funny #funny

All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.


Claudia Gray


#friends #funny #random #vic #funny

I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it


Ken Murray


#funny #funny

Let every man shovel out his own snow, and the whole city will be passable," said Gamache. Seeing Beauvoir's puzzled expression he added, "Emerson." "Lake and Palmer?" "Ralph and Waldo.


Louise Penny


#funny #misattributed #neighborliness #ralph-waldo-emerson #snow

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.


Woody Allen


#christina #vicky #funny






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