#viagra

Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain?
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— Jarod Kintz

#penis #viagra #food

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#drinking #going #i #juice #know

Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections. ↗

— George Montgomery

#democracy #elections #free #like #such

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people. ↗

— Randy Newman

#any #back #even #i #i am

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. ↗

— Jack Nicholson

#more #only #take #than #viagra

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. ↗

— Doris Roberts

#any #buy #depends #having #light

The Internet is the Viagra of big business. ↗

— Jack Welch

#big business #business #internet #viagra

One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m taking a pill to pop a stiffy, how great is it that any woman I look at has blurred features and therefore is as beautiful as an impressionistic painting?
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— Jarod Kintz

#beautiful #blurred-vision #drugs #erection #hard-on

I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families. ↗

— Joan Lunden

#build #child-bearing #cover #covering #encourage

Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight. ↗

— A.T. Hicks

#humor #over-the-top #sex-crazed #viagra #money