#viagra

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own. ↗

— Jay Leno

#action #against #coming #congress #guy

Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex. ↗

— Tim Reid

#even #instant #kids #sex #taking

Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain?
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— Jarod Kintz

#penis #viagra #food

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#drinking #going #i #juice #know

Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections. ↗

— George Montgomery

#democracy #elections #free #like #such

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people. ↗

— Randy Newman

#any #back #even #i #i am

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. ↗

— Jack Nicholson

#more #only #take #than #viagra

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. ↗

— Doris Roberts

#any #buy #depends #having #light

The Internet is the Viagra of big business. ↗

— Jack Welch

#big business #business #internet #viagra

One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m taking a pill to pop a stiffy, how great is it that any woman I look at has blurred features and therefore is as beautiful as an impressionistic painting?
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— Jarod Kintz

#beautiful #blurred-vision #drugs #erection #hard-on