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As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn’t understand all of it, but he got son of a gorgon, power-hungry snake, and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.


Rick Riordan


#hazel-levesque #humor #insults #octavian #percy-jackson

She stumbled back a step. “Carlos was the…?” “Panther, aye.” “He’s a cat?” And her boss was a dog. She shook her head. Was her next door neighbor a goldfish?


Kerrelyn Sparks


#robby #love

A fallow mind is a field of discontent.


John H. Cunningham


#aviation #bahamas #carl-hiaasen #cuba #humor

There are criminals everywhere these days, you know. One might end up missing the police! Who would have thought that possible?” The Maid The Informer by Steen Langtrup


Steen Langstrup


#noir-fiction #scandinavian-mysteries #world-war- #thriller

Problems can be fixed. But unrequited love is a tragedy.


Suzanne Harper


#the-juliet-club #love

Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistaken me for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look as young as the 1950s.


Rick Riordan


#audrey-hepburn #funny #lol #percy-jackson #rhea-silvia

After soft kisses, they pressed their hands together palm to palm. The tingling scattered all over Livia's body, warming her. "Do you feel that?" she whispered with a smile. His lips moved in his silent count. Blake wrapped his fingers around her hand. She copied the movement. Their hands together now resembled a heart-not a cartoon rendering of the shape, but a real human heart. He touched her lips with his and murmured, "I've been feeling it since you first smiled at me.


Debra Anastasia


#debra-anastasia #homeless #love #poughkeepsie #love

I waved my hand like a frantic dust mop fingers spread ludicrously wide apart as if to say “What jolly fun ” What I wanted to do actually was to leap to my feet strike a pose and burst into one of those “Yo-ho for the open road ” songs they always play in the cinema musicals but I stifled the urge and settled for a ghastly grin and an extra twiddle of the fingers.


Alan Bradley


#funny-humor #funny

Granana lives on the other side of the island. She's eighty-four, I'm twelve, and Wallow's fourteen, so it's a little ambiguous as to who's babysitting whom.


Karen Russell


#karen-russell #home

rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.


David Levithan


#acronyms #emoticons #humor #internet-slang #humor