#ventriloquist

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. ↗

— Wendy Liebman

#dog #father #her #i #kill

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. ↗

— Alexander Theroux

#dummy #eat #eating #his #like

The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper palate, and teeth only. Those 'difficult' letters are B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y. ↗

— Jeff Dunham

#difficult #her #his #learns #letters

Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't understand it. ↗

— Paul Winchell

#puppets #real #see #seeing #understand

To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's own. ↗

— William Safire

#channeling #dismissed #dummy #having #live

I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#love #ventriloquist #funny