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Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #funny

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that


Rachel Caine


#funny #morganville-vampires #funny

Vampires have credit cards?" "We're undead, not Amish.


Jennifer Colgan


#humor #vampires #funny

Unless the object of the singer’s affection is a vampire, surely what Hart means is unphotogenic. Only vampires are unphotographable, but affectionate ‘-enic’ rhymes are hard to come by.


Stephen Sondheim


#lyricism #my-funny-valentine #rhymes #songwriting #valentine

He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?" "Like hitting on you." "Ew. No, of course not. He doesn't see me that way." Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee. "What? You think he does?" "Sometimes he looks at you a little... oddly, that's all. Maybe you're right. Maybe he just wants you for your blood." "Again, Ew! What's with you this morning?" "Not enough coffee.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass #morganville-vampires

Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?” Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides everything, I mean,” she said.


Rachel Caine


#humor #morganville-vampires #humor

Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage and Phury behind him. The vampires had expectant looks on their faces, like they honestly wanted to hang with him. Butch found himself grinning like the new kid who didn't have to sit alone at lunch after all.


J.R. Ward


#vampires #humor

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?


Robin McKinley


#lone-ranger #vampires #humor

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#vampires #humor

Oh, I'm starting to cry again. That's what happens when you think about life being fair. And I can't explain why it isn't . . . I don't think it's something anybody knows.


L.J. Smith


#fury #vampires #life