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Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #funny

At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time." "Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard sticker on it in the fridge, so don't bitch if you get flamed.


Rachel Caine


#chilli #funny #morganville-vampires #funny

For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop.


J.A. London


#funny #vampires #funny

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #the-dead-girls-dance #funny

It's a sweet setup, I'll admit. For all that the maids STILL show up each day with jumbo crucifixes, jumpy movements, and red eyes from crying over the short straw that drew them vampire duty.' Yesterday, she'd just stopped herself from raising her clenched hands above her head and chasing one of them around the room groaning, 'I vant to suck your blood.


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #vampire #vampires #funny

Vampires have credit cards?" "We're undead, not Amish.


Jennifer Colgan


#humor #vampires #funny

Unless the object of the singer’s affection is a vampire, surely what Hart means is unphotogenic. Only vampires are unphotographable, but affectionate ‘-enic’ rhymes are hard to come by.


Stephen Sondheim


#lyricism #my-funny-valentine #rhymes #songwriting #valentine

That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know." "Truly, I think that's best. Please take it." He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. "I'm giving you a piece of my mind." "I so wish you hadn't said that.


Rachel Caine


#humor #vampires #humor

Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. “Have we been introduced?” “Probably not. Why, are you asking me out, sweetheart?” “You’re not my type, darling. Is this one yours?” “No,” Frank said, and looked at Shane, just in a quick flicker. “Let’s say she’s a friend of the family.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

With great hotness comes great responsibility.


Alyxandra Harvey


#spiderman #vampires #humor






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